Human adults spent far too many minutes of their lives debating whether Alexis was dressed as a shark or a dolphin (it's a shark, it's a shark, IT'S A SHARK). |
FIRST IMPRESSION BROS
Wherein Chase and I give our thoughts on six of the women who made it past Night 1. It's part real contenders (GOOD IMPRESSION), part crazies (BAD IMPRESSION) and all fun.
GOOD IMPRESSION
Danielle M.
Picking a final two before Week 1 turned out to be 50% bad for me (Lauren who?). But my other pick - Danielle M. - seems like she could be the real deal. She’s mature, self-assured and not afraid to interact normally with our four time Bachelor alum. When Nick asked a dumb question about whether or not she worked in a hospital after she basically told him she worked in a hospital, she teased him about it in a playful way. Get it girl. Don’t give up the power just because your boyfriend is dating 29 other women.
Rachel
Vanessa
I'm staying all in with #TeamVanessa. She was one of my two selections last week and I'm not wavering. I generally avoid anyone that breaks out a foreign language on the opening introduction (I can never get the Juan Pablo fiasco out of my mind), but I think there's something to Vanessa. I'll have time to talk more about her this season, I'm sure, so I won't spend too much time now. But she's going to be a contender, y'all.
BAD IMPRESSION
Alexis
Let's be real: You're watching tonight's episode for one reason: You haven't been able to sleep this past week debating whether Alexis was a Shark or a Dolphin. Don't worry, I'm here to put the matter to rest. She's a shark. Despite her alleged obsession with dolphins, Alexis tracked down the Left Shark suit from Katy Perry's half-time performance. We did a little research--because it literally only took one Google Search--and found that they actually DO make dolphin suits. As a side note, if you didn't see this tweet, you should start following that account. You'll like it.
Corinne
She’s the girl we are going to love to hate and I couldn’t be more happy about that. She’s 24,
Liz
Let's hand it to the producers, they've really gone all out this season. There's so much to love about this story line: Nick's terrible memory, Liz transitioning from withdrawn to LAYING EVERYTHING OUT ON THE TABLE within 15 minutes of the episode, flashbacks to Nick being upset toward Andi about the fantasy suite, Bachelor Mansion jealousy. This is literally the best. The only thing that could've been better would be if they brought Andi back as a contestant. Liz represents everything that we've grown to love and hate about this TV show. We can only hope this magic lasts a few episodes, but my hunch is we say goodbye to Liz--and one of the best contrived story plot lines in recent years--tonight.