BREAKING NEWS - ANDI AND JOSH VACATION IN SPLITSVILLE

By now, you've all heard the news that Andi Dorfman, the most recent Bachelorette, has ended things with the love of her life the guy who proposed after dating her for six weeks while she was simultaneously dating lots of other dudes (aka Josh Murray aka older brother of someone who was college famous).

Even the dog is bummed.

While this may come as a shock to absolutely no one some based on the manner in which they carefully cultivated their relationship, it does indeed seem to be their final decision.

But perhaps it isn't so shocking at all. Perhaps this separation was carefully planned. Perhaps this breakup was expertly executed. Surely you must be thinking "Who would do such a thing?!" To that we remind you that there was one person who was actively rooting against the happiness of Andi and Josh. There was one person who was attempting to insert himself smack dab in the center of the true love between Andi and Josh. And that person has a very special message for Andi and all of Bachelor nation:

Nick Viall does something awkward - typical.

Need we say anymore? The Bachelor Power Rankings rests its case.

So what now? Do we spend the rest of this week in a daze of confusion and sadness now that love seems so hopeless? No.

Don't you forget that we have Chris "Prince Farming" Soules on our side. He's our best shot at believing in true love once again.

America thanks you, Chris. Now get back to planning the next harvest. We'll see you Monday night.